One less bell to answer, One less egg to fry . . . ---egg to fry? What the . . . ?

So . . . don't really have much to say, which is good because I also don't really have much time in which to say my nothing. I saw a bumper sticker outside that said "Warning: I drive like you" which seems like it's funny but I don't know why.

I spend too much money on eBay . . . actually, I spend too much money. (That was literally meant to say "I spend too much money period," but since I typed a period, I wasn't going to take the time to WRITE "period", so instead I typed this longass parenthetical comment explaining.) Screw this. I'm goin to lunch.